(Source: onejizzle, via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)
(Source: fymodernfamily, via pleasedontleadmeon)
"Don't you get tired of listening to the same song over and over again?"
Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?
(Source: bivisaurus)
My brain during the day: potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
Christine: THIS PEDO IS ASKING ME TO CAM WITH HIM AND HE'S NAKED
Me: Did you block him?!?!?!
Christine: NO HE'S HOT THATS THE PROBLEM
